geek jokes

geek jokes...if you don't get it...ur not a geek:

" if you don't run DHCP, a fun project is to throw a DHCP server out there and see who gets configured.

It's amazing all the little devices that show up. Switches, old print servers, workstations tucked away in a corner somewhere that time forgot....now that many of these networks are starting to push 10 years, it's like archeology.

Every now and then you find something that you just can't physically find. Lotsa fun."

"hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is."

"lets get an rss feed on that problem there buddy."

"Yes, IPT will bring PoE, but it won't be good for much other than powering phones and WiFi AP's. You can only put a few watts on each switch port, or you end up with a switch that's more of a heater than anything else."

wow lol.....i'll get a better post in a couple days...